Episode 306: Juggle my Poké Balls

Cognitive Dissonance

Tom Curry

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 18 July 2016

⏱️ 81 minutes

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0:00.0	This episode of Cognitive Dissonance is brought to you by our patrons, you fucking rock.
0:06.0	Happy birthday, you rock. I'm one of your flock. I got you a present. It's a big long black cock.
0:21.0	Hey, I just want to say Happy Birthday Cecil. This is Cancel California. I just want to say I love the podcast. You guys helped me through a lot of boring time at work. I just want to say I appreciate it. Happy Birthday. Have a good one brother.
0:37.0	Gloria.
0:38.0	Gloria, whole gentleman. And Happy Birthday to Cecil from sunny Australia. We love you. We appreciate you.
0:44.0	And look, there's no shame in being nearly 35. Happy Birthday.
0:49.0	Happy Birthday Cecil. What a homer the fuck ass. You down the ferver.
0:56.0	Cognitive guys, this is Jim Bob Rubin. And I just want to say Happy Glory, whole dear Cecil. Happy Glory, whole to you. Happy Birthday Cecil.
1:09.0	Well, hi Cecil. I heard it was your birthday. And I would be remiss if I did not wish you a happy birthday. So here it goes.
1:26.0	Quite close. Stay honest from the UK. And to try and to wish Cecil a happy birthday. So Happy Birthday from England.
1:38.0	Gloria.
1:39.0	Hey, I, I'm calling because I heard it is Cecil's birthday. I just wanted to say that I think the dentist from Minnesota killed the wrong Cecil.
1:54.0	Happy Birthday Cecil.
1:56.0	Hey Thomas Cecil. This is Kirsten from Down In Texas. And yes, there are some of us here in Texas that have brains.
2:07.0	Anyways, from all the people here, from all the teachers, love you so much, love your show. And Cecil, Happy Birthday Cecil.
2:21.0	Have a great one guys. Hi Cecil. This is K from Florida calling to wish you a happy birthday on behalf of all of you lizard Olu Minati.
2:32.0	We hope you have a marvelous day. Bye.
2:38.0	This is Alex Jones. I was calling to wish Cecil a happy birthday. And I even though he is the leadest global scum pushing the new world order and a happy birthday and a glory home.
2:53.0	Be advised that this show is not for children, the faint of heart or the easily offended. The explicit tag is there for a reason.
3:24.0	Recording Live from Glory Hole Studios in Chicago. This is cognitive dissonance. Every episode we blast anyone who gets in our way. We bring critical thinking skepticism and irreverence to any topic that makes the news makes it big or makes us mad. It's skeptical. It's political.
3:51.0	And there is no welcome at this episode 306 and were you able to successfully manage the food garbage over there? Are you got everything this place is getting squirting this guy's pretty bad in here.
4:04.0	I'm loving. I noticed the same thing. There's like, I don't want to say there's like a fucking crumb graveyard underneath me. But it's like the elephants would bury their dead over here.
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