Episode 306.5: Concealed Carry Breakfast Club

Cognitive Dissonance

Tom Curry

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 21 July 2016

⏱️ 53 minutes

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0:00.0	Be advised that this show is not for children, the faint of heart, or the easily offended.
0:10.7	The explicit tag is there for a reason.
0:30.0	I don't even know how to start this.
0:35.6	How do you start a show that's not a show?
0:37.9	It's not really a show.
0:38.8	You know how you start it?
0:40.2	Like this?
0:41.2	Like this, my friend.
0:43.2	It's like awkwardly initiating sex and you're both kind of not into it.
0:46.7	You know, it's like, you start a field.
0:49.4	Hold on, you can be into it.
0:51.1	Well, I've heard rumors.
0:52.9	You know, but you're like, maybe this, like maybe I'll twiddled best thing or fiddle around.
0:59.6	I don't know.
1:00.6	We both feel sort of obligated.
1:02.6	That's the right.
1:03.6	So the outer thigh is not an endrogynous.
1:05.6	I just like sort of rub it your shoulder area a bit.
1:09.8	See if that is that working.
1:11.8	Hold on, I need to watch a couple videos.
1:13.2	I'll just just to see if I can get this to work.
1:15.0	I'll just sort of...
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