Episode 303: The Rob's Kitchen Index
Waypoint Radio
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🗓️ 30 March 2020
⏱️ 101 minutes
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Summary
In a times of peril and great strife, we look to one man’s cooking habits as a sign post of our society. Is his starter healthy? Is his dough rising? How many loafs has he made this week? Rob regales us with a cooking update as Cado curses everyone with a disturbing cooking video. Patrick then takes us through the visually stunning but mechanically lacking Resident Evil 3 remake, who’s area design and ammo distribution defangs it’s horror elements. Rob is replaying Control, but not the new DLC, because much like two of the powers he missed in his first playthrough, he missed the fact that he had a new skip ahead save file for his move from Xbox to PC. We also discuss the recent rumors about a Mario-paloza coming to the Switch, and Patrick takes us through the confounding ending of Ori of the Will of the Wisps. Stay safe everyone.
Animal Crossing: New Horizons 16:32
Resident Evil 3 25:21
Control 56:52
Vampyr 59:29
Gordian Quest 1:08:05
Deep Sky Derelicts 1:10:23
The Room VR 1:14:05
Ori and the Will of the Wisps 1:21:49
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| 0:00.0 | What's good internet it's Monday March 30th what's up Kato why they put |
| 0:21.7 | Oreos on the bottom of like a lasagna once I hate it Kato what are you talking |
| 0:28.0 | We're doing the intro that was so we can't bring this episode 303 I'm your host Austin Walker |
| 0:38.3 | I'm joined by Rob Zachney Patrick Clepick and Ricardo Contreras who you heard already talking about Oreos on lasagna |
| 0:44.9 | Which I think is not that sort of energy we need to bring this week |
| 0:48.4 | Kato I don't know what I don't think of breaking into the intro now Patrick we're doing this |
| 0:53.5 | I don't think we're breaking into the intro but I do need to know |
| 0:57.3 | Like lasagna lasagna Italian lasagna or was it like a dessert lasagna? |
| 1:00.6 | We're in Oreo makes some sort of the matter. No, no, this was like layers. This was like Garfield |
| 1:06.3 | Yeah, this was some yeah cartoon ass shit for real like Garfield has standards |
| 1:11.5 | I feel like Garfield would reject that and say make a new lasagna. There was Oreos on one on |
| 1:17.3 | Here's the thing the Oreos were the last layer put on to it |
| 1:20.0 | So it was like kind of normal lasagna layers just start out and then like a layer of Fakasha bread |
| 1:26.7 | Just on top and then some meat and cheese and |
| 1:29.6 | Theroni and then another layer of Fakasha bread and then |
| 1:34.7 | Fuckin' layer of Oreos |
| 1:37.5 | I don't believe I know this is |
| 1:40.8 | Also, I do appreciate briefly Patrick. I do want to say I briefly appreciate |
| 1:45.0 | The belief that Garfield is a lasagna purist. I think that that will know I so if I was to expand on that further |
| 1:51.9 | I believe he would still eat it |
| 1:53.3 | He would just tell you I reject this and as you go off to eat the new lasagna he would realize well |
| 1:59.9 | I mean it's still lasagna and he would eat it |
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