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So, these old Tom Mark and Colin from Colorado just want to let you know that the last night Mr. Gordon

Clinton Schmidt lost his Republican primary. So, as far as the Colorado State legislature goes,

we're not going to have Gordon Clinton Schmidt take around anymore. I'm sure he'll keep saying stupid stuff

to Jesus name, but not into a sitting state representative. All right, glory old gentleman.

Great man. So, I was just hanging out with some friends tonight, smoking a little bit of weed and pondering life.

And it close to me, you guys can't get before it, that the only difference between moderate religious people

and radical religious people, they just show different parts or lighter parts of the Bible.

It occurred to me that that's almost like choosing different tabs in the world's shittiest,

choose your own adventures. Have a great night guys, glory old.

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Recording live from glory whole studios in Chicago, this is cognitive dissonance.

Every episode we blast anyone who gets in our way, we bring critical thinking skepticism and irreverence to any topic that makes the news,

makes it big or makes us mad. It's skeptical. It's political. And there is no welcome out. This is episode 303 of cognitive dissonance.

And Cecil, this is the first official episode that we have done where I am legally a single man. It's it, it's done.

I know, I know, drink it in ladies, drink it in the things that they'll be drinking in us the stench.

Keep going. Yeah, as long as you're willing to drink to their bile, your gag reflex.

Yeah, the gag reflex is not triggered by anything long. It's not triggered on the front of the tongue.

Hey, that's just the sweet receptors. I just keep going. It's fine. It's like a popsicle. It's like a winter green.

So if I can all the single ladies, huh? I know, man. I know. That's outstanding.

If you don't like it, take the ring off it. You know what I mean? I actually went out to breakfast after we signed the paperwork.

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