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Hey guys, I was listening to your latest episode with that hate filled bigot that was calling for the death penalty on homo sexuals.

And I turned to my husband and said, hey, we already have two death penalties racked up today. Do you want to prefer it?

He didn't think it was very sexy.

Go on your home, motherfuckers.

I'm making everything so serious, I'm so apparently I do and it's awesome. Anyways, boy, hold on. Got it.

Just wait for my father, Hills, that you've been misgroundsing my illustrious family name. It's Dredo.

I shall get my wand now and I shall curse you. Finish from Dorea.

Hey, these ones, I'm Matthew from Justice Silanoi. I wanted to call and say thank you and congratulations on your 300 shows, quite an accomplishment.

And I'm going to the fact catalog it down a little about episode 50. And you guys have never had a second annual anything. I guess find that funny.

Anyways, keep up the dread work guys. Glory hole. Bye.

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Look, I see you dancing in your heart. I don't like bear naked ladies. Wait, first of all, first of all, first of all, sir. Everybody likes bear naked ladies like bear naked ladies.

How could you not? They're bear naked ladies. That's amazing. Thank you very much that was sent into us. A listener sent that into us. And we're going to play it during the during the email section. We just decided instead that we would actually open the show.

How do you not open a bear? It's great. It's terrific. It made us laugh on it. We heard it. We laughed out loud. It's terrific. So we want to thank Demented Snake. Thank you very much for sending that in. That was a lot of fun.

It's a really great at it. It's a really funny at it. This is episode 302, which was I you know what? Almost got me. Yeah, because we were going to do 300 a.m. B. And that's we've done that in the past.

Is that what is that what happened time? Is that what happened?

But I noticed today when I was listening to the show that you named it 301 when I was listening to what just released. So that's how we're at 302. We had one to 301. I'm pretty good at math. It's been one week.

Since I got the number right. What are you fidgeting with? What is that thing? That's a mic candle thing. It's the mic holder thing that's not on the mic thing that we took down.

We're like the goofy kid in school. You got to give him like a fidget like I know fast with what's funny because you fidget with your knife all the time. I do. And that one time we had guests in you're like flipping your knife on him like.

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