There's room. Room up at the front. Grab your most comfortable chair, your most delicious beverage,

and get ready for the experience that you've been waiting for. That's right.

Stocks, well, that's not good.

Stock market is down.

But we'll pretend we didn't even see that.

Didn't even see it.

Didn't happen.

All right, then let's do a show.

Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization.

It's called Coffee with Scott Adams, and you've never had a better time.

But if you'd like to take a chance on elevating your experience up to levels that nobody can even understand with their tiny, shiny human brains,

all you need for that is a cup or mugger, a glass of tanker,

Chelsea, Stein, a can't eat, and jug or flask, a vessel of any kind.

Fill it with your favorite liquid.

I like coffee.

And join me now for the unparallel pleasure at the dopamine here the day.

The thing that makes everything better, it's called the simultaneous

slip, what happens now.

Well, I'm going to warn you in advance that, as you know, my health journey has included some

days where the pain is pretty bad.

It's pretty bad this morning.

So I'm operating on some painkillers that I typically try really hard not to do before the show because it'll make me all loopy.

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