Episode 3009 CWSA 11/05/25
Real Coffee with Scott Adams
Scott Adams
4.5 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 5 November 2025
⏱️ 57 minutes
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Summary
Election as expected. Dilbert 2026 Desk Calendar launches
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Politics, Voting Behavior Study, Nigeria Christian Massacring, President Trump, Nicki Minaj, Nord Stream Heating Cost, Anti-Cavity Gel, Election Results 2025, Young Female Voter Preferences, Bill Ackman, Mayor Mamdani, CA Prop 50, democrat Leadership Battle, Trump Ballroom Election Influence, Alex Karp, democrat Imaginary Problems, Filibuster Rule Debate, US Venezuela Tensions, Google Space-Based Data Centers, NASA Jared Isaacman, AI Washing, Judge Boasberg Impeachment, Fertilizer Shortage, Pluvicto Treatment Schedule, Scott Adams
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| 0:00.0 | Come on in. We got a show to do. |
| 0:04.0 | You might like it. You might. |
| 0:08.0 | It's entirely possible. Come on in here and grab a seat. |
| 0:12.0 | Get a beverage. I'm trying to figure out to get to my book. |
| 0:16.0 | All right. It's over there somewhere. |
| 0:20.0 | Come to me. Come to me. |
| 0:23.6 | There we go. There we go. Everybody feeling good today? |
| 0:30.6 | It's a special day. I'll tell you why in a minute. Very special day. |
| 0:38.3 | You'll never guess why. |
| 0:41.3 | Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. |
| 0:47.3 | It's called Coffee with Scott Adams and you've never had a better time. |
| 0:51.3 | But if you'd like to take a chance, on elevating your experience |
| 0:54.9 | today, up two levels, then nobody can even understand. Oh, with their tiny, shiny human brains. |
| 1:03.2 | All you need for that is a copper, mugger, glass, a canteen jugger flask. No, no. No, that's not right. |
| 1:11.6 | You need a cup or a mug or a glass, and then you need a tanker, Chalzer Stein. |
| 1:15.6 | But then you need a canteen, jug or flask, a vessel of any kind. |
| 1:19.6 | Fill it with your favorite liquid. |
| 1:21.6 | I like coffee. |
| 1:23.6 | Oh, it's a two-hander situation. |
| 1:26.6 | Join me now for the unparallel pleasure. Oh, it's a two-hander situation. |
| 1:30.3 | Join me now for the unparallel pleasure. The dopamine of the day. |
| 1:32.3 | Thing makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip. |
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