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The Dick Show

Episode 300 - Dick on The Underdog

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Comedy

4.71.3K Ratings

🗓️ 15 March 2022

⏱️ 120 minutes

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Summary

The plywood toilet, Reddit Squadron is destroyed, the Bro Code, the US/Russia influencer gap, Women's History Month, Chris the Kiwi is obsessed with Ted Bundy, a Black CEO, women pulling your hair, McDonald's leaving Moscow, electric food, saying "gay", Jussie goes to jail, and going back to work; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0

I feel like it should be more momentous today, because it's 300 and I was thinking the

0:05.1

same thing.

0:06.1

I really blew the wad last week.

0:07.9

Yeah.

0:08.9

Well, I asked you to change the date of the show too.

0:10.7

So I figured, I figured, oh, shit, like, you know, who's going to come in tonight, too?

0:16.7

Yeah.

0:17.7

But you know, team and you know, it was the Monday night.

0:23.3

That's about right.

0:24.3

We were going to limp.

0:25.3

At least I'm alive.

0:26.3

True.

0:27.4

That was the only thing I had to do is stay alive.

0:30.6

Yeah.

0:31.6

Stay alive.

0:32.6

Did you think you weren't going to?

0:33.6

Kind of.

0:34.6

You mean for the year or for the, for this episode, if I die at 301, it's fine.

0:39.7

300's a nice.

0:40.7

Yeah.

0:41.7

For 500, you die at any other episodes fine, but 300, that would have been a bad one.

0:46.4

Yeah.

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