Well now come on in welcome sit on down you know when you're from the south of Florida like I am you You know that for us, the time passes just a touch slower. Now that's a lesson that Kentucky Senator Mitch McConnell see lives by.

Why there ain't no use in moving so fast like a cockrel with his head cut off.

No, slow and easy. The country way. Now that's where all y'all

city folks seem to get things mixed up. Who is that on loyal fellow? Merrick Garland?

Yeah, that was him.

Why you Yankees got your dander up something fierce when Mitch wouldn't confirm him for the Supreme Court.

There wasn't any foul play involved.

He was just taking his time as all like a country boy should.

Just so happened by the time he was good and ready to feel Scalia's spot.

The man that was ready to take it was Neil Gossich.

See? Not so complicated when you spell it out as plain as the face of my unmarried Aunt Jane, right?

Slow and steady wins the race.

Well, he says, how it used to be,

to tell a tale going around the hala. Some folks think Mitch has changed.

I mix up with the new crowd.

Started walking with a pepping his step.

By it's all this impeachment business.

Nancy Pelosi hustled it through the house and held it up before it hit the Senate and now

Mitch is all worked up.

Now Mitch has got to go fast.

Oh no, they call him cocaine, Mitch, now.

I don't even know who I'm looking at some of the time talking like he wants to wrap up this

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