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And one one what's your emergency?

two full minutes run run

Purple just I keep an eye on Calaway if I were you oh yeah, he fucking did it

Show everybody the seven of hearts your card

You mean Haley's dead oh my god

You didn't know from the onion and onion public radio. I'm David Pascal and this is a very fatal murder

Oh my god, that smells amazing. What is that? Oh, that's an elephant here

Yeah, I've got to tell my petitioner and broken about this small town America is full of surprises if you slow down long enough to look for them

Moving slow is a way of life in Haley prices hometown of Bluff Springs, Nebraska and oddly enough

That's the way the residents of Bluff Springs seem to like it

It can be perverse at times the fact that your next door neighbor knows your name

But it can be endlessly fascinating too watching the way these simple people pass the time

Step right up and test your luck

One dollar gets you five chances to toss the rings two dollars gets you twelve

The rudimentary game being described here is called ring toss

I watched for hours as men women and children of all ages

Handed over money that they had presumably earned in some sort of factory or mill to throw rings around a small

Unremarkable target their prize

Nothing more than a fistful of tickets to be traded in for plastic junk

Oh, you just missed better luck next time hold on. I think I've got it

You guys have an ATM peculiarities like this were abound at Callaway Day

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