All right, should we get to our sexy story this week?

Ladies, gentlemen, you cannot unsuck that dick.

It was hot.

It was really quite something.

Do you like when someone else makes me moan?

Do not show up looking like you slept in your clothes, in your car.

There is nothing sexier than getting railed by two dudes at the same time.

I'll just say that.

So the return of Wes, and it was quite the return.

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It's very early in the morning, first of all. We're doing this last minute. We have so much shit to do before we get out of town. And we are woefully behind because this week was nuts. It was nuts. Yeah, it really was. We had a lot going on both personally and professionally.

We did two pool parties, so that was super fun. This weekend was very much a pool weekend.

Very much so.

I got to have my tits out yesterday, which was delightful. Got a little sun on them before we went to,

before we go to Tucson, I should say. And I also got my ass out at Circa Stadium. You did. You have like a thongy thing on, right? It was kind of a thong. It was a thong. I wore a thong swim suit for the first time in my entire life. And I was, I was less neurotic about it than I would have expected. It was a lot of ass showing, a lot of peach hanging out at the pool. Yeah. Well, so it occurred to me. We were at, we were at a pool yesterday. And a couple of people mentioned to you who know us, they see us fairly often, at least once a month or a couple times a month, and commented on how much weight you've lost. Have you gotten used to that yet? I mean, I'm not offended by it anymore.

Like, it's never offensive when people are like, oh, you look great. I just wish it wasn't always, oh, you look great because you've lost weight. Because I feel like I was still cute when I was a larger woman. But yeah, I mean, you just have to let a roll off your fucking back at this point, I guess. It's just not a big deal to me. But it's so, that's the thing, it's like, it's so natural for people to do that.

Right.

Because they assume you lost weight and you meant to. And so they want to compliment you on how you look. Right. So that it's like, it's, I get it why people get offended by it, but it's also like kind of, you know, congratulatory.

I mean, it is semi-flattering when you've worked hard for people to realize that you've worked

hard and to, you know, embrace that. But yeah, I mean, again, I didn't start losing weight

to be cuter by any means. I lost, I started losing weight because I wasn't sleeping well at night.

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