All right, should we get to our sexy story this week?

Ladies, gentlemen, you cannot unsuck that dick.

It was hot.

It was really quite something.

Do you like when someone else makes me moan?

Do not show up looking like you slept in your clothes, in your car.

There is nothing sexier than getting railed by two dudes at the same time.

I'll just say that.

So I did something very different.

I swapped as a couple with another couple. Yeah, what's going on?

The fact that those words are even coming out of my mouth is hilarious. So we're going to get to

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free for a month. So I'm feeling, I got to be honest, I'm feeling really hot and bothered this morning. I have been all morning and it is a thousand percent your fault. Why? Because you have been a slut lately. Twice. What the fuck did I do? I haven't, listen, hold on a second, Just to be clear, for I don't even know how long now, I've been monogamous.

So... What the fuck did I do? I haven't... Listen, hold on a second. Just to be clear, for I don't even know how long now, I've been monogamous. So it's been a hot second. You can be monogamous and a slut at the same time. Yeah, but you say that as if I'm up to no good. I've done nothing. Doing things like, hey, you should come in here and suck my cock and tell me about the people you've been fucking lately.

I'm monogamous. You are not. Seems pretty slutty. I'm just saying. No, I don't, no, no, no. I don't think, no, I don't think that word means what you think it means. It doesn't work that way. No, that's not the case. You've been naughty. Noddy. I've been very naughty. You are slutty. I've been slutty. Yes. I've been slotted up a bit.

That is not fair.

No, I do not slutty. Yes. I've been slotted up a bit.

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