Episode 298: World of, Uh, Stuff
Your Kickstarter Sucks
Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale
4.8 • 1.6K Ratings
🗓️ 10 April 2023
⏱️ 124 minutes
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Summary
HEADS UP: The first Kickstarter this week is nasty and stupid. Just letting you know. The funny part comes in when we turn our critical eyes and razor-sharp wit onto the project, absolutely tearing it limb from rhetorical limb. It’s so brutal, some might say it was even more objectionable than the project itself…but ask yourself, does the lion concern itself with the feelings of the lamb? Hm, not sure. Well anyway the point is, we got a great show this week on the Ramp Up To 300! We’re talking penis pens, a beer holder that does (???), 3D-printed butt wipers, and more. And all you have to do to get there is sit through a stomach-churning, offensive, utterly unlistenable intro followed by the bad project I mentioned earlier. Oh and also some ads. Hope everyone had a good Easter. Bye
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| 0:00.0 | Well, it's time to crack another six pack of kick-starters |
| 0:08.0 | Hope this decent stuff will suck to you, man |
| 0:11.0 | Cause I'm making these and sticking my pride at being a fake face |
| 0:15.0 | I'm knocking JL, I'm going mad |
| 0:18.0 | I told, I told, I told, I told, I still keep drinking that garbage |
| 0:23.0 | I told, I still keep drinking it up |
| 0:26.0 | Cause I love it, and I need it |
| 0:29.0 | And this show kick-starters sucks |
| 0:34.0 | The podcast |
| 0:39.0 | Hey, I've been listening to the show about a year and a half now |
| 0:44.0 | It's about a year and a half |
| 0:46.0 | And I still do not know what you're saying |
| 0:50.0 | Or rather what Howell is saying |
| 0:55.0 | Intro theme between |
| 0:59.0 | Sorry, I'm driving on the worst road in New York right now |
| 1:03.0 | Between mic and JF go mad |
| 1:08.0 | Or sorry, between opening these ones don't suck too bad |
| 1:12.0 | And mic and JF go mad |
| 1:15.0 | What the fuck is being said? |
| 1:17.0 | I do not understand the words that are being said at that point |
| 1:21.0 | You can just get back to me |
| 1:23.0 | That'd be great, just let me know what's being said |
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