Episode 298: Sam Burns v. Woodstock, Ontario

Blocked Party

John Cullen

Comedy, Technology

4.8 • 548 Ratings

🗓️ 5 August 2024

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

Sam Burns (comedian) joins the show for the first time to tell us about a hot tip that he received that the Facebook group for the small town of Woodstock, Ontario, was a happening time...and about how he got blocked from that Facebook group. It's a real "remember some times" episode as we discuss X-rated video games, games that are banned from Twitch, Outlaw Golf, Grand Theft Auto, smoking weed in college, and Sam tells us how he randomly ended up seeing the Michael Jackson concert documentary film "This Is It". Plus, Sam gives us an update on his Facebook feed, Republicans are being weird about being called weird, and John relives an old, funny viral tweet. If you want to relive a bunch of old tweets (and moments) with us, then head on over to patreon.com/blockedparty and support the show! For $5/month, you'll get THREE new bonus episodes every month, PLUS you get immediate access to our entire back catalogue of bonus content, totalling some 200 episodes. What a deal! Last week, Demi Lardner joined us as we attempt to clear out every mailbag question we've ever been asked in our 50th mailbag, and this week, our friend Dead Blossom Jesse returns to help us finish the job. Also: ad-free episodes, merch discounts, Discord access, and MORE! Check it out! REMINDER: Blocked Party is going LIVE once again this fall! Bryan Quinby and Chris James are joining us for Top Three Weekend II, with "Guys" going live for the first time, "Word Up!" going live for the first time, and live episodes of Blocked Party and Not Even a Show rounding out the weekend. It's October 11th and 12th at the Biltmore Cabaret in Vancouver and we hope you'll join us! Weekend passes available now at bit.ly/top3weekend. Sam Burns is a comedian and his first special, "LMNOP", is out NOW on his YouTube. You can also follow him on Instagram at @samsamburns. This episode is available in video format on our YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Olivia loves a challenge.
0:02.1	It's why she lifts heavy weights
0:03.5	and likes complicated recipes.
0:07.7	But for booking her trip to Paris,
0:09.7	Olivia chose the easy way with Expedia.
0:12.1	She bundled her flight with a hotel to save more.
0:14.6	Of course, she still climbed all 674 steps
0:17.9	to the top of the Eiffel town.
0:20.1	You were made to take the easy route.
0:22.9	We were made to easily package your trip.
0:25.5	Expedia, made to travel.
0:27.8	Flight inclusive packages are at all protected.
0:30.7	Hello, Block Party fans.
0:32.1	This is a reminder that the second ever top three weekend is happening this fall, October 11th and 12th at the
0:39.4	Biltmore Cabaret in Vancouver, BC. Brian Quinby is flying up from Columbus, Ohio. Him and Chris
0:45.3	James are going live with guys for the first time ever. We're also going to have a live performance
0:51.3	of not even a show. Stefan and I are going to do an episode of Word Up, our cameo bonus show. Which might be the last one ever given how cameo is going. Yes, cameo may be canceled forever. We'll see. Fingers crossed, but you don't want to miss it. Four shows, two nights, one low price. The Biltmore Cabaret in Vancouver, BC, October 11, the 12.
1:11.2	Tickets are on sale. Now just head to bit. Dot, Lee, slash, top three, the digit three weekend.
1:18.7	That's bit.com. Lee slash top three weekend. Okay, if you have any questions or concerns about this
1:24.0	week's episode, please call her text producer Dan at 778-288-9-2-5-5.
1:29.2	Start the party, Dan.
1:30.1	It's had to turn it up. We're getting crazy going wild, looking nasty stuff. Dude, scrolling outside of a bunch of dump. Fire. Boom, brooks, mad pub, sticking up the number lines. We don't want to go to school. We don't want to get a job. We just want to get on money get on hats and block
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