Episode 297: Raft v. Foodgod

Blocked Party

John Cullen

Comedy, Technology

4.8 • 548 Ratings

🗓️ 29 July 2024

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Summary

Raft (comedian/musician) has returned to the show for another wild ride, as we learn about how they got blocked by the infamous Foodgod, a consort of the Kardashians, who blocked Raft for writing a poem about him. Very rude. The episode, let's be honest, is also rude too, as we discuss napkin bibs, fish sandwiches, our dream fast food meals, night cereal, and yes, poop and Raft's recent top surgery. Plus, we meet a guy whose whole deal is awkwardly singing at celebrities, MLB player Reese McGuire gets called out for jacking off in his car in a Dollar Tree parking lot, and JD Vance is a really huge weirdo. If you want some more weirdo content, head on over to our Patreon, support the Blocked Boys, and get tons of extra content. One click at patreon.com/blockedparty and you'll have access to THREE bonus episodes every single month, including this month, as we clear out every mailbag question ever asked that we didn't get to on the first 49 mailbag episodes. Racquel Belmonte joined us last week for Part I, and Demi Lardner joins us this week for Part II! It's a doozy! Check it out. AND we are going LIVE for only the second time ever, and Guys and Not Even a Show are joining us. October 11 and 12 in Vancouver, we'll be live at the Biltmore Cabaret for 4 shows in what promises to be an amazing weekend. Tickets are on sale now at bit.ly/top3weekend. Raft is a comedian and musician whose new music project, Yellowstar, is online and crushing it over on Instagram at @yellowstarmusic. You can follow Raft there at @caitraft. This episode is also available in video format on our YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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1:12.8	It is Blocked Party.
1:15.2	This is episode number 297.
1:16.8	I'm John.
1:17.8	I'm Stefan.
1:23.2	And with us is a returning guest, fabulous guest, one of our faves here on Blocked Party.
1:30.2	They are one half of the comedy duo Joan Enraft and also also a member of the I would say the world's hottest new pop band yellow star raft is here hi Raft hi Raft hi I'm so happy to be back
1:38.0	a thrilled thrilled to have you back I feel like uh you know this is I'm always excited to see what you will be wearing on the show.
1:49.2	You know, you're sort of a style icon. And I feel like this is a, this is a great. I love the hat.
1:54.2	It's a great look. Don't even know where someone would procure something like that. Your glasses,
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