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Calm down with Aaron and Carissa is a production of IHeart Radio.

I'm so worried to burp right now because I'm worried something's going to come up with it.

Okay.

And with that, we welcome you to the pregame.

This one thinks that she has, what is it?

Neurovirus or food poisoning.

And I don't have any symptoms yet, but I will explain.

I didn't land until 12.30 this morning.

Didn't really sleep very well because I'm all jacked up, tired, kids,

whatever, five o'clock. Why did they do that? Why do they go to bed? Go to bed. You're not

supposed to be up till seven. So I'm up, didn't sleep all. I'm like, I'm going to work out. Had a great

workout. What you do? A little berries. Okay, my girl.

Abs and arms, but some running and cardio, it was great. But then I was like, you know what?

I'm going to have a green juice. I'm going to have some protein. I went to my favorite little

burrito place to have a bowl, sat outside, got the vitamin C on me. I'm like, it doesn't matter I had four hours sleep. I'm fucking crushing. Let's go. And then I

start looking down on my bowl and it looks like the turkey meets a little pink. So then I'm like,

how long I've been eating at this? How long have I been eating this? And when I looked it up,

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