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Your Kickstarter Sucks

Episode 296: We’re the GOATs

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.81.6K Ratings

🗓️ 27 March 2023

⏱️ 108 minutes

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Summary

Well well well, if it isn’t the episode description. Didn’t think I’d see your sorry ass round these parts again. Now that you’re here though, I reckon we oughta make the best of it. Let’s put our heads together and come up with a way of describin’ this episode that feels both comfortable to a seasoned listener and appealing to any potential newcomer. Then when that’s done we can solve our differences the old fashioned way, mano a mano. Capisce? Alright. Well first off I reckon we got a John Wick parody film about wieners…Now there’s a rootin’ tootin’ gunslinger I wouldn’t wanna cross. Then later on of course we got a silly jacket that JF says he likes…guess Mike did the 6 pack this week that’s why that’s on there. Then…shoo-wee, wouldja lookit that. It’s some newfangled social media application I can’t make hide nor hair of. Well don’t that beat all. Plus a lot more inbetween. I’ll swanee, that there is one heck of an episode of YKS….Now DRAW you dirty dog!

Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan.


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Transcript

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0:00.0

Well, it's time to crack another six pack of cake starters up with these and stuff and stuff to the man

0:10.0

Cause I'm thinking these will stick in my body to me, I'm playing the bass, my congel, go man

0:17.0

That's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, I still keep drinking that garbage

0:24.0

I still keep drinking it up, cause I love it, man I need it

0:29.0

And this is your cake starter subs

0:34.0

The podcast

0:38.0

Hey, Mike and Jay asked it's your boy Andrew

0:41.0

I just got out of seeing John Wink IV

0:45.0

It was pretty fun, a lot of good action sequences

0:50.0

But it was still like almost three hours long and you know at that point just make like a really long video fighting

0:57.0

Okay, I love you, bye bye

1:00.0

Hey everybody, welcome to YKS Mike and Jay F here, what's up Mike?

1:06.0

Sounds sick

1:07.0

What?

1:08.0

Out of the gate, there's a kneecapped you out of the gate

1:11.0

What are you doing?

1:13.0

Do that

1:16.0

You sound good

1:17.0

Thanks

1:18.0

Thanks a lot

1:21.0

I just saw you typing in the group chat

1:24.0

Yeah, I saw that too, stop typing, we're recording

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