Episode #2934: Can't Hardly Waits
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 1 July 2019
⏱️ 40 minutes
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Summary
Let the TBTL Summer Games begin! Luke and Andrew kick off a special week of shows by quizzing each other on real vs fake McDonald's foods from years gone by. Also, Andrew spends 10 minutes trying to remember the name of one of the most famous actresses in the world. So buckle up for that.
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| 0:00.0 | All right everybody welcome to game night tonight. We're going to be playing risky settlers knights and allies of the Lords of Dominion of Earth |
| 0:05.4 | Pandemic edition start with picking a color and taking three cards. Oh, don't look at him yet. Now we roll the dice. |
| 0:12.3 | Thank you, roll the two. That means you get to roll the mega die. |
| 0:16.0 | You roll the 14. That means you get three jumbo resource cards. |
| 0:20.5 | Hey, don't look at him yet. Now we all grab items from the game chest that correspond to our item cards. I've got a crystal card. |
| 0:27.5 | Okay, everybody provide two forms of identification. One for you in real life and one for your character in the game. I've just got my license |
| 0:33.3 | Well, I guess we'll be playing with a rodent and trapman expansion pack then. Oh |
| 0:39.4 | You're loose time to cut off your left pinky finger |
| 0:52.5 | Well |
| 0:54.2 | Hello, good morning and welcome to a Monday edition of TBT L the show that just might be too beautiful to live. |
| 1:04.6 | My name is Luke Perbank. I'm your host. We have some special programming for you this week, |
| 1:10.4 | which I think you are going to really enjoy. It is |
| 1:14.9 | The couple of weeks. Well, that I'm taking off anyway. I'll be on summer break for the next two weeks |
| 1:19.4 | But we've got some shows for you and my good friend Andrew Walsh who's sitting right over there. |
| 1:24.2 | Right there in the Roosevelt neighborhood of Seattle, Washington. He'll be with you throughout |
| 1:28.0 | Welcome to the Monday edition of the show, my dude. Thank you, Luke |
| 1:32.4 | You're on vacation right now as we speak. We're recording this a little bit early. Obviously. What do you think you're doing right now? |
| 1:39.8 | Well, I think the plan is for this episode to be released on is it Monday, July 1st and I think that I will be |
| 1:49.7 | By about 6.30 in the morning floating in the swimming pool. It'll still be completely dark outside. There will be a number of raccoons and other small woodland creatures that come to drink from the swimming pool in the early dawn hours. I'll be freezing |
| 2:05.6 | But I'll be trying to read the New Yorker |
| 2:08.0 | To be to force summer upon myself and I'll be drinking a club soda with a dash of bitters |
| 2:13.3 | Care will come out and find me there and say are you sleepwalking? Are you okay? And I'll say no. I'm relaxing |
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