Episode #2918: Calm Down, Lil Sartre

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 7 June 2019

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Summary

NASA is going to start letting tourists sleep on the space station for what seems to be a reasonable amount of money, relatively speaking. Luke and Andrew discuss that, as well as a story about a woman who thought she had a brain tumor, but it turned out to be something...grosser. Plus, it's a Friday, so we have Music For Your Weekend and a bonus debate about Oreo cookies.
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0:00.0	Hey, I think we can all agree this concert blows right you guys really want to see crowd
0:04.6	You might want to stop by my succession rally later tonight. That is going to be off the hook
0:09.7	You heard a warrant. Yeah, there's a cover band around here. They call themselves cherry pie
0:14.5	Pretty sure we got their bass player. Oh, wow. It'll be pretty good
0:21.0	What is that just general rock man? It's gonna be fun
0:31.0	Guess what day it is guess what day it is. It's Friday Friday
0:37.8	Gotta get down on Friday everybody's looking forward to the weekend
0:42.5	And what's the deal with popcorn doesn't taste like pop and it sure doesn't look like corn slow down when you're talking
0:49.9	Don't make it an interview. Talk to me like you're personal
0:54.5	Like you don't need to rub me, you know, I get it. I know I
0:59.5	Know who you are. It's been explained to me. I've been following your career forever
1:04.4	Be quiet. I'm into it. We let's talk
1:16.2	Well, hello good morning and welcome to a Friday edition of TBT all the show that just might be too beautiful to live
1:24.2	That was the fanciest sentence. I've ever heard and I used to watch Frazier
1:28.0	My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host
1:34.4	Polarized sunglasses
1:36.9	check
1:38.9	Pod dog hanging in the background
1:41.7	Yes, a rare appearance from the pod dog. That's exciting
1:48.1	Yeah, I think we're ready to do this it's episode
1:52.4	Episode oh my god
1:54.4	What episode is it? I think it's episode 2,918 in a collector's series if I've got my
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