Episode #2916: A Disappointment Of TBTLs

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 5 June 2019

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Summary

Andrew's sleep schedule is all off, and it may have to do with the way he's cleaning his ears. Plus, Luke has a new favorite Australian-American-Italian singer that he wants to tell you about.
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0:00.0	I think you're ready now to hear a little story about a girl.
0:03.8	Girl named Megan.
0:06.0	Girl named Megan that didn't have a very good time in high school.
0:09.3	I'm referring to myself when I say Megan.
0:12.4	It's me, Megan.
0:14.7	I know you look at me now and think,
0:16.1	boy, she must have breathed through high school.
0:18.2	Not the case, Annie.
0:19.9	Okay? They used to try to blow me up.
0:21.9	That they're firecrackers at my head.
0:24.2	Firecrackers.
0:25.5	I mean, literally, I'm not saying that figuratively.
0:28.1	I got firecrackers thrown at my head.
0:29.9	They called me a freak.
0:32.0	You know what I did? I pulled myself up.
0:33.8	I studied really hard.
0:35.3	I read every book in the library.
0:36.7	And now I work for the government.
0:38.5	I have the highest possible security clearance.
0:40.7	Don't repeat that.
0:42.3	I can't protect you.
0:43.7	I know where all the nukes are and I know the codes.
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