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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Episode #2909: TBTL-a-Thon 10: Nerdy, Dirty & Flirty

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.82.3K Ratings

🗓️ 26 May 2019

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew kick off their Australian Adventure in the shadow of Larry the Lobster, and they end up discussing selfie-sticks, Luke's new favorite Australian TV Host, non-alcoholic pub ordering strategies, and early morning pizza cravings. And, of course, they're kicking-off this year's TBTL-a-Thon! Please support this podcast by clicking here, making a donation, and getting some really cool gifts in return!

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0:00.0

You'll arrive, your destination will be on your left, in half a mile.

0:07.0

Andrew, we are driving into Kingston and I see above the trees on the left,

0:16.0

two red and tennis taking up. It's the lobster!

0:21.0

It's hidden by the trees as you come up. It's mildly terrifying actually.

0:26.0

From here it kind of looks like the bad, bad, lady and aliens. It's Larry the lobster!

0:31.0

Larry, we've come so far! Oh my god. Larry, you have no idea what a big deal this is to with.

0:38.0

You've been given an explanation as on your left.

0:40.0

It certainly is. Oh my god. Somehow it's better than I imagine.

0:46.0

It's actually way bigger than I thought it was going to be, which is crazy considering its name is Big Lobster.

0:52.0

Oh my gosh. This is a very surreal moment for me.

0:57.0

Not just because I activated the windshield wipers instead of the turn signal,

1:01.0

because I'm still learning how to drive in Australia and even the controls in the car are opposite.

1:08.0

But this is so surreal to me, Andrew, because we are looking at Larry the freaking lobster right now.

1:18.0

Driving this entire way from Adelaide down to here, the lobster, where we'll be spending the night,

1:25.0

maybe literally below the lobster, has been so weird because I've been staring at these maps,

1:31.0

my Google maps of Australia and all of our little plot points for so long,

1:36.0

and looking at all these pictures of this lobster on Google Maps and being here right now feels very surreal.

1:43.0

Yeah, it's just I have been picturing this moment in my mind for even before we actually got,

1:51.0

you know, the go ahead to come down here and got quantists fly us here for free.

1:55.0

And before this was even actually a reality, I had just kind of picturing it in my mind.

1:59.0

By the way, there are people actively parking and getting out of their car to come take a picture with Larry or of Larry the lobster.

2:08.0

This is exactly what we read about in the New York Times.

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