Episode #2907: Sing Dem Welsh Boy Blues

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 23 May 2019

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew are slightly freaking out on the eve of their great Australian adventure. Plus, Luke has a mouse in his house, and it just might be one of the Wet Bandits. And speaking of bandits, there's a super villain on the loose in New York's subway system.n
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0:00.0	Yes, I'm looking for a French baguette.
0:03.3	We don't do French baguettes. We do hoagies. Do you want a hoagie bread?
0:06.7	Uh.
0:07.6	Six-inch or foot long.
0:09.3	Which one is longer?
0:10.7	Well, the six inches like this and the foot long is like...
0:14.3	Oh, yeah. Double in size. That makes sense.
0:15.9	And then we have our six-foot party hoagie.
0:18.4	Oh, okay. Uh...
0:20.0	Can I get two feet of that, please?
0:22.0	Two feet?
0:23.5	Yeah, two feet of the party hoagie, please.
0:25.3	Um, you have to get all six feet, sir.
0:28.3	Well, maybe you just give me two feet of it,
0:30.1	and you can have the rest of the four feet.
0:31.5	I'm not allowed to take gifts from clients.
0:34.0	And I already have two strikes.
0:36.4	T-B-T-E-L!
0:41.6	I was just fixing to get me some rub.
0:44.3	Beans.
0:45.9	I love beans.
0:47.7	Big fat hot choozy beans.
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