Episode #2902: There’s A Right Way To Clock

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 16 May 2019

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew start off by tackling the big question of the day: Is "as per usual" a proper phrase or a bastardization of the English language? (Or is it just "very unique"?) Plus, a man gets kicked off an airplane for making an offhand remark about vodka. And Andrew accidentally admits to some shame eating.
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0:00.0	Six-foot ham sandwich, okay, that comes with the squirt.
0:05.0	What do you mean, comes with the squirt?
0:07.0	We have the Italian squirt, the jalapeno squirt,
0:10.0	the Parmesan oregano squirt, the roasted garlic squirt,
0:13.0	the limited time yellow squirt, limited time seasonal pumpkin squirt,
0:16.0	low-cal squirt, soy squirt, or a secret surprise squirt.
0:24.0	I'll try the limited time yellow squirt, please.
0:31.0	That's nice.
0:39.0	Can I get a pound and a half of that, please?
0:41.0	T-B-T-L!
0:46.0	I think the pardon, I think the pardon.
0:49.0	I'll try it again.
0:50.0	A man has... can we just go back to the very start of that?
0:53.0	Can you say apple?
0:54.0	Apple?
0:55.0	Can you say banana?
0:56.0	Apple, la, la, la, la.
0:58.0	Do you want a toe?
0:59.0	I can get your toe.
1:01.0	Believe me.
1:02.0	They're ways, dude.
1:03.0	You don't want to know about a believing.
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