Episode 290- Chillaxin! with Jurassic Park (1993)
Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast
Werewolf Ambulance
4.7 • 635 Ratings
🗓️ 20 July 2020
⏱️ 57 minutes
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Summary
In this week's episode, we ventured into the great outdoors and recorded on Allen's front porch, so please be aware that you will hear some car noises and we also get distracted by several passersby. Look, it's summer, there's a pandemic, and we gotta chillax. It's okay though, because we're talking about the 1993 summer blockbuster hit "Jurassic Park." Is it a horror movie? Not really. Is it horrific? Yes, it is, who the hell wants to bring back dinosaurs? Special topics for your consideration include: menacing a child, being at one's Jeff Goldblum-iest, terrible body doubles, fantastic CGI and practical effects, not knowing much about raptors despite being obsessed with them and a little Clippy erotica.
Pretty sure this is our fourth Jeff Goldblum (Episode 103- "The Fly," Episode 146- "The Sentinel" and Episode 230- "Invasion of the Body Snatchers" and our third Sam Neil (Episode 125- "Event Horizon" and Episode 142- "In the Mouth of Madness") but only our first Laura Dern. Welcome to the show, Laura Dern!
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| 0:00.0 | Hey Katie. |
| 0:10.0 | I have a quick bit of information for you. |
| 0:12.5 | What's that? |
| 0:13.8 | At the beginning of watching my DVD of Jurassic Park, there was a PG-13 rating. |
| 0:18.6 | Yeah. |
| 0:19.0 | That said, PG-13 because of intense science fiction terror. |
| 0:24.0 | Whoa! That is a great description. So it's a horror movie. We can do it on the podcast. |
| 0:28.4 | Oh, good. I'm glad because I already watched it and it's long. So here we are. |
| 0:33.0 | It's so good. Yeah. Spoiler alert. Spoilers. Other spoilers, this is not a spoiler. |
| 0:38.3 | We're recording outside for COVID reasons. |
| 0:41.4 | We're on Allen's porch. |
| 0:42.7 | We're very far apart. |
| 0:43.9 | I feel like we're at the either end of like a dining table in a fancy dining room. |
| 0:47.7 | Yeah. |
| 0:48.3 | And a very cold home. |
| 0:52.3 | But here, wait, here comes a car. |
| 0:53.6 | Ready? |
| 0:56.7 | Wonder where they're going going are these people with them |
| 0:58.4 | so you're going to hear cars |
| 1:01.9 | motorcycles skateboards |
| 1:03.8 | someone just sneezed right behind us I don't know |
| 1:05.9 | there's a lot of birds in my neighborhood |
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