Episode 289- Crawl (2019)

Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast

Werewolf Ambulance

Movie, Comedy, Film, Film Reviews, Tv & Film, Podcast, Horror

4.7 • 635 Ratings

🗓️ 13 July 2020

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

In this week's edition of "well, it's a movie" we tackle the 2019 reptile thriller (?) "Crawl." Yowza. Special topics for your consideration include: a condemnation of Floridians, the high stakes world of out-swimming an alligator, deciding to inform your child from a young age that they are in fact an apex predator, things Barry Pepper knows about alligators and for gods sake, it's a BASEMENT.

Into reptilian/amphibian horror? May we recommend Episode 24- "Grabbers" (it kinda counts!), Episode 152- "Anaconda" and Episode 238- "Frogs"?

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0:00.0	Alan. Go Gators! Oh my God. What were you thinking?
0:18.9	Like what?
0:26.4	When I saw the trailer for this last year, I got so pumped.
0:28.7	Where did you see the trailer for this?
0:30.2	I don't know on the TV.
0:31.7	What?
0:32.7	Really?
0:34.6	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:37.2	This movie got a theatrical release and everything.
0:38.3	No, it didn't. I refused to believe this movie got a theatrical release and everything. No, it didn't.
0:42.0	I had refused to believe this movie was ahead of theatrical release.
0:44.4	Barry Pepper or no.
0:51.6	Sam Ramey produced it of the Evil Dead franchise in Spider-Man movies.
0:53.4	I don't get what he was doing.
0:58.0	Directed by the director of high-tension?
0:59.1	What?
1:00.4	Halt-enchant.
1:01.1	Halt-int-ton?
1:03.0	Really?
1:06.6	And Piranha 3D and 3-D and 3-D.
1:07.6	Oh, yeah.
1:12.0	When this started, I was like, I thought Alan promised me we'd never do a shark nato
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