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Wolf 359

Episode 29: Pan-Pan

Wolf 359

Kinda Evil Genius Productions, LLC

Comedy Fiction, Science Fiction, Fiction

4.94.9K Ratings

🗓️ 13 February 2016

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

Pan-Pan. (noun) An international radio distress signal, used to signify a state of urgency on board a craft. Plus, very simple instructions, Space Yukon, adventures in grease monkeying, Disney table manners, and killing everything and everyone. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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and geographical restrictions apply. Welcome to Wolf 359. Oh, Oh. Pan, Pan, Pan, Pan, Pan,

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All stations.

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This is an urgent distress call from the U.S.S. Hephaestus station.

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100 days ago we encountered an undocumented astrophysical phenomenon.

1:36.0

The event left severe damage on multiple systems.

1:40.0

One of our crew members is missing in action.

1:43.0

Station operational status compromised.

1:46.0

Requesting immediate assistance from any available craft.

1:50.0

Please respond.

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I say again, requesting immediate assistance, please respond. It's okay, here. I'm done here.

2:14.4

Sit rep. The crew's ready to begin the day's repair rotation.

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On your mark.

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And loveless?

2:19.4

If you're asking if the captain has dated to grace us with her presence.

2:23.0

You know what I'm asking, Hera.

2:26.5

She's in position at the bridge.

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Commander, wrangling her may be easier if the others knew about.

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