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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Episode #2897: The Misadventures Of Carl Cruller

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.82.3K Ratings

🗓️ 9 May 2019

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

Digging deep into TBTL voicemails from a decade ago has Luke and Andrew feeling all kinds of ways. Plus, a fascinating Top Story from Andrew's hometown leads to a confession about his criminal past.
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0:00.0

How'd you get a lot of B-52s?

0:03.0

Yes. I have no idea why I have Fritz Schneider's solo album.

0:08.0

Why did I buy this funky little purchase?

0:12.0

Is it your first time?

0:14.0

Yeah.

0:15.0

Why did I buy this funky little purchase?

0:18.0

We have our own friends.

0:20.0

Okay.

0:21.0

T-B-T-L!

0:24.0

Oh, what a mess.

0:27.0

What have we got here?

0:28.0

Big bad voodoo daddy.

0:30.0

We've got some cherry poppin' daddy's.

0:32.0

Lots of daddy's.

0:33.0

Are you all afraid?

0:34.0

No.

0:35.0

Daddy's here for you.

0:37.0

My widow angel's.

0:39.0

Don't take this the wrong way.

0:41.0

But you've just been kind of hanging around a lot lately.

0:44.0

Which isn't a bad thing.

0:46.0

But it's also not a good thing.

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