Episode #2895: They Might Be Gigante

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 7 May 2019

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew learn about yet another weird animal to watch out for in Australia, while also descending down a rabbit-hole of minor league baseball mascots. TRIGGER WARNING: if you like dancing, soccer or Hamilton, you might want to skip this episode. We hope the 3 of you who are left enjoy it.
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0:00.0	You've talked a lot about what Tyann thinks.
0:02.7	More proof of what a loving and attentive father figure you are.
0:06.6	But what about what you think?
0:09.6	Like, I mean, I don't know, I mean.
0:13.8	Let's say you love the counting crows, and they break up.
0:18.1	And then the fan site, Crows Nest, says that they're never going to get back together again.
0:22.8	And you accept that.
0:24.4	I'd be a tough pill to swallow.
0:26.6	I'm a derit head through and through.
0:28.4	Right.
0:29.8	So you adopt a counting crows cover band, and you raise it as your own.
0:34.0	And you love her.
0:35.2	And when she plays Mr. Jones, it's almost like the real thing.
0:41.3	And then the real crows get back together.
0:44.0	You're going to go see them, right?
0:45.2	I'm logging on to ticketmaster.com right now.
0:48.0	You get it.
0:48.8	TVTL
0:51.6	Is what we experience real or is reality,
0:57.5	a computer simulation constructed by an advanced alien race?
1:02.3	For more, our sports reporter, Jim Caputo.
1:05.1	I have a lot of boot boots.
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