Episode #2887: Sweet Lovin’ Time For Big Flying Projectiles

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 25 April 2019

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew share the details of their romantic date along the banks of the swollen Mississippi River last night. Plus, a local news station uses a lot of bad jokes to report on the dangerous turkey situation in St. Paul, validating Luke's experiences and annoying Andrew with bad journalism.
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0:00.0	So then I was like, screw it, Grandma, I'm gonna become a street artist, yo.
0:05.0	I mean, most people see a wall and they just see a wall.
0:08.0	I look at a wall and I see like a goat in a backpack,
0:13.0	like a ninja handing out cheeseburgers, a chill alien, you know?
0:18.0	Well, who doesn't see a chill alien? That's my question.
0:21.0	A lot of people, a lot of people are sad.
0:24.0	TVTL!
0:28.0	Any time you can do something that's fun,
0:31.0	you like to do it and make money doing it, hey.
0:34.0	That's the win, win, win.
0:35.0	And anytime you win, win, win, win, you're a win, win, win.
0:38.0	You know? If you're just winning or a win, win, win,
0:41.0	that's just winning or win, win, win.
0:43.0	But when you're win, win, win, win, win, win.
0:45.0	Doors go up, doors go down.
0:48.0	That's what do our stores do.
0:50.0	I feel like we're just like in that tired mode
0:52.0	or you're delirious and you're laughing at silly things.
0:54.0	Oh, we've started that funny talk again.
1:03.0	Well, hello and good morning and welcome to a Thursday edition
1:08.0	of TVTL the show that just might be too beautiful to live.
1:12.0	Here we go again.
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