Episode #2885: Avoid The Toid

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 23 April 2019

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew check-in from St. Paul, where they just survived a near-disaster in the Studio P right before the show. Plus, Luke learns he might have ornithophobia, and Andrew is ready to ask a local haberdasher if TBTL can please broadcast from his shop.
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0:00.0	I'm watching Seinfeld, and I'm like, he does rate of those.
0:04.0	How can I do those if I'm gonna be a comedian or a writer?
0:09.0	I don't even know how to write.
0:12.0	Or a storyteller.
0:14.0	I don't even know how to do stories at funny.
0:18.0	Only a snow white one.
0:21.0	Seinfeld!
0:23.0	He does really good jokes.
0:25.0	I can't do that much jokes because nobody laughs at me.
0:30.0	And I need someone to tweet me.
0:34.0	We need to copy him so you need to print it off so I can do each word at a time.
0:41.0	And I need to memorize that so I can do each word at a time.
0:47.0	He does rate of those.
0:50.0	How can I do those if I'm gonna be a comedian or a writer?
0:54.0	I don't even know how to write.
0:57.0	TVTL!
1:03.0	I love these guys.
1:05.0	They make funny with their mouths.
1:07.0	Well, I'll tell you one thing.
1:08.0	I'm not eating the taco giant.
1:10.0	That's spicy stuff.
1:12.0	I think the opposite of the best bits.
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