Episode #2882: Dear God, Helf Us

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 18 April 2019

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Summary

Luke sat next to a self-styled Donald Trump impersonator on his trip from Cleveland to Portland, putting his Skyjinx survival instincts to the test. Plus, Luke and Andrew discover a new terrifying creature to be afraid of in the Australian outback.
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0:00.0	Hey Julia, can you say T-B-T-L?
0:04.0	Uhhh, T, B, B, B, G, L.
0:11.5	Uhhh!
0:13.0	Oh.
0:14.0	Gah, gah, gah.
0:15.0	T-B-T-L!
0:21.0	Have you ever been vaccinated for a chicken pox or measles?
0:24.0	This is like a vaccination.
0:26.0	But for your brain, it hurts at first, but it makes you better.
0:31.0	I was skeptical.
0:32.0	It seemed too good to be true.
0:34.0	I'm so glad I tried it.
0:35.0	Okay, no sounds.
0:36.0	No sounds.
0:37.0	Just words.
0:38.0	No, I need words.
0:40.0	Not silence.
0:41.0	Just give me words.
0:42.0	His lips are softer than the big potato I practice on.
0:45.0	But, just like that potato, he turned out to be rotten.
0:48.0	That went slightly better than the worst it could have possibly gone.
0:52.0	Things are going to start happening to me now.
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