Episode 288 - Dick on the Diarrhea Cake

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 14 December 2021

⏱️ 140 minutes

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Summary

A diarrhea cake for dogs, filing false police reports, sliding into Tessa Fowler's DMs, sleeping in your car, an easy fix for inflation, someone complains about staying poor, a black box for climate change, 1984 told from a woman's perspective, kids eating on the ground, and a very fat woman; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	We got a fat watch.
0:02.8	It's a fun, pretty funny new segment actually.
0:07.0	Yeah, because I enjoy doing it so much.
0:11.7	Did you come up with that?
0:14.9	Did you come up with fat watch?
0:17.6	Yeah, I mean, nobody in the history of the world, I'm the one that named it.
0:23.4	Well, I know you're at watch, you're good at that.
0:26.9	I mean, you really do have a knack for names.
0:29.8	There's no doubt about it.
0:31.4	Devastating.
0:32.4	Yeah.
0:33.4	Yeah.
0:34.4	It's pretty good.
0:35.4	Oh, maybe I could run for president with my nicknames when I'm 107 and I don't understand
0:41.1	anything about technology anymore.
0:43.6	Yeah.
0:44.6	Yeah.
0:45.6	Yeah.
0:46.6	That would be the perfect time.
0:48.1	Check, check.
0:49.1	Check, check, check.
0:50.1	Oh, that sounds great.
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