Episode #2877: Schitt’s Heads

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 11 April 2019

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

The first-ever photos of a black hole 54 million light years away put Luke and Andrew in a philosophical mood. And the details about how the photo was captured leave the boys dazzled indeed.
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0:00.0	Welcome to the internet my friend. How can I help you? I'm interested in upgrading my 28.8 kilowatt internet connection to a 1.5 megabit
0:07.6	fiber optic T1 line. Will you be able to provide an IP router that's compatible with my token ring Ethernet LAN configuration?
0:17.6	Can I have some money now?
0:19.6	W-W-W dot this and W-W dot that. Let's W-W dot explain it.
0:30.3	Well, what are you? I'm a chicken lady. Can I get your beer? Would you like your drink out of the toilet?
0:36.1	A beer.
0:37.4	Okay, drink your tea.
0:39.6	Gu-gu-gu-gu-ca-chap.
0:41.4	That's hot.
0:42.9	Is anyone in this family ever seen a chicken?
0:45.5	There's that fine line between, you know, have showing emotion and being a hot dog.
0:50.1	I just want it. People don't like me more.
0:52.5	And this? This is your Mr. Plan.
0:55.9	Huh? Oh, no, no. Now this is a whole other awesome thing. This is just a goof.
1:00.9	Later, Tanner.
1:02.5	Well, good morning, and welcome to a Thursday edition of TBTL, the show that just might be too beautiful to live.
1:15.5	Intelligence for your life.
1:17.5	My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host.
1:19.5	You're still doing a pod card?
1:20.5	Coming to you today from the, let me do a quick weather check.
1:27.5	From the, uh, still a gray skies and although not currently raining confines of the Roosevelt neighborhood of Seattle, Washington, here at the offices of Walsh, Walsh, Walsh and Dorma, we are in the midst of nine straight days of rain in the Northwest last time with nine straight days of rain.
1:44.5	It was this time last year when, when women give birth, something is released in their system.
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