Episode #2875: Schrodinger’s Doots

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 9 April 2019

⏱️ 132 minutes

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Summary

A CNBC video encouraging people to tip their servers less "without looking cheap" is making people very, very angry. Luke and Andrew discuss this and Andrew's latest attempts to be cool on Instagram.
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0:00.0	Do you live in a hole or boat?
0:03.0	Neither.
0:04.0	Okay, I didn't get that.
0:06.0	I think you chose boat.
0:07.0	Is that right?
0:08.0	No.
0:09.0	Okay, let's move on.
0:11.0	Is your boat a sea-class licensed boat?
0:14.0	Or is your boat used for commercial fishing?
0:16.0	Yes.
0:17.0	Okay.
0:18.0	I think you've chosen commercial fishing.
0:20.0	Now, I'm going to need your boat tonight.
0:22.0	What is going on here?
0:23.0	Okay.
0:24.0	I think you've said target.
0:26.0	Is this correct?
0:27.0	What?
0:28.0	No.
0:29.0	I need to make sure I've gotten all the information correct.
0:31.0	I'm going to need you to confirm a few more things.
0:33.0	I need some help, please.
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