Episode 287: The Yankees Might Suck Again + The First Ever Tommy Smokes Hosted Episode
The Short Porch
Barstool Sports
4.5 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 7 September 2021
⏱️ 52 minutes
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Summary
The Yankees have fallen off the wagon after their historic 13 game winning streak came to an end, going 2-7 in their last 9 against the Athletics, Angels, Orioles (!) and an 8-0 loss to the Wild Card contending Blue Jays. Andrew Heaney and Brooks Kriske are still seeing Major League pitching time even though we have Luis Gil in the minors. It's becoming abundantly clear that the push for the post season is not going to be easy, and it might be time to start biting your nails now. Strap in folks. This episode also makes history as the first without Hubbs, who is at the US Open. Tommy and Marty definitely respect Hubbs' absence and definitely DON'T make fun of him for the whole episode. Enjoy. Outro Song: “Faraway” via APM Music Library
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| 0:00.0 | Hey short porch listeners, you can find us every Thursday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. |
| 0:05.5 | Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. |
| 0:30.0 | Back at the wall, the 80s are tied in again. |
| 0:35.0 | Derek Geter hits his final game with a walk-off single. |
| 0:40.0 | Derek Geter, where fantasy becomes reality. |
| 0:45.0 | Did you have any depth? |
| 0:47.0 | There's a fly ball. |
| 0:48.0 | He's the left. |
| 0:49.0 | He's on the 20th. |
| 0:50.0 | There it goes. |
| 0:51.0 | I have a Yankees. |
| 0:52.0 | I'm going to the World Series. |
| 0:56.0 | All right. |
| 0:57.0 | Here comes the judge. |
| 1:00.0 | It is Labor Day. |
| 1:02.0 | And he is the Labor of the Month. |
| 1:07.0 | Paul Game over. |
| 1:08.0 | Yankees win. |
| 1:09.0 | So... |
| 1:12.0 | Yankees win. |
| 1:14.0 | What's up? |
| 1:23.0 | What's happening? |
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