Episode 286: Gerrit Cole: The Ace, The Stopper, The Cy Young
The Short Porch
Barstool Sports
4.5 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 2 September 2021
⏱️ 44 minutes
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Summary
The Yankees have snapped their losing streak thanks to that maniac that is Gerrit Cole. 15 strikeouts and the most swings and misses he’s ever recorded. Our ace was as dominant as can be. The Yankees avoid a devastating sweep in LA and head back home. We break down the whole series and more on tonight’s show. Outro Song: “Dunes of Time” via APM Music Library
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| 0:00.0 | Hey short porch listeners, you can find us every Thursday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. |
| 0:05.5 | Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. |
| 0:30.0 | Back at the wall, the ending is a tie to the game. |
| 0:35.0 | There are G-D-R-H's final game with a walkoff signal. |
| 0:40.0 | There are G-D-R-Q's where fantasy becomes reality. |
| 0:45.0 | Did you have any depth? |
| 0:46.5 | There are five balls, he's the left, he's on the 20th. |
| 0:49.0 | There it goes, have a Yankee, they're going to the World Series. |
| 0:54.5 | Alright, here comes the judge. |
| 0:58.5 | It is Glaver Day, and he is a Glaver of the Month. |
| 1:05.5 | Full game over, Yankee wins. |
| 1:09.5 | So Yankee wins. |
| 1:13.5 | What's up, what's happening? |
| 1:23.5 | Welcome to another edition of the short porch presented by Barstle Sports. |
| 1:26.5 | I am your host, sitting alongside me, Instui, my co-host, Tommy Smokes, Thomas Gurley, and Marty, |
| 1:31.5 | most teaching in the ones and twos. |
| 1:33.5 | We are battling a hurricane at the moment. |
| 1:35.5 | Basically, we are trying not to drown. |
| 1:37.5 | I don't know if we're going to get home. |
| 1:39.5 | But we are inside a podcast studio on the second floor right now. |
| 1:42.5 | But yeah, getting home, we could drown. |
| 1:44.5 | You're getting home, we're trying to, we're frantic. |
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