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Election Profit Makers

Episode 287: A Vale Of Humility Between Two Mountains Of Conceit

Election Profit Makers

Jon Kimball & David Rees

Comedy, News, Politics

4.9700 Ratings

🗓️ 4 September 2024

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Jon doesn’t think the Arlington kerfuffle has legs. David celebrates Mark Robinson’s filthy porno desires.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

I have a question for everybody. What is the point if you, like me, devote the best years of your life to podcasting?

0:09.3

You tirelessly cultivate a relationship with your audience. You share your interests, your passions.

0:17.0

You feign interest in what they're interested in you buy a pretty nice USB microphone you edit

0:23.4

the podcast yourself you give 110% every week and in spite of all that all those sacrifices

0:31.3

all those long hours all those months of thankless service laura Trump drops a brand new song and it takes me

0:40.2

almost two fucking weeks to learn about it? What's the point? Why am I doing this? If I'm not

0:47.3

learning about a new Laura Trump song as soon as it's released on YouTube, what did you think I was

0:53.9

interested in?

0:55.0

The betterment of humanity?

0:57.1

The slow and steady accumulation of benefits via the democratic process.

1:01.9

You think I'd give a shit about any of that stuff?

1:04.1

Winning and losing money on political outcomes and current events?

1:06.7

I couldn't care less.

1:08.8

I'm here for Laura Trump music.

1:11.4

Laura Trump analysis. Laura Trump analysis.

1:13.8

Hero by Laura Trump came out almost two weeks ago and no one thought to send an email to contact

1:20.3

at election profit makers.com.

1:22.2

John Kimball spends 52 hours a day on Twitter.

1:25.3

He didn't even know about it.

1:26.3

Come on.

1:27.6

I'm just about ready to hang up my spurs.

1:30.9

Hero by Laura Trump and Madeline James.

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