Episode 286 - Dick on Strong Times

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 30 November 2021

⏱️ 102 minutes

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Summary

Strong men create strong times, weak men create weak times, transcendental meditation, breast reduction surgery, an SUV walks into a bar and runs over a Christmas parade, cash bail, the IRS gears up to eviscerate the gig economy, Biden says "Negro", and the winner of the Sean Dance Stone Toss NFT contest is chosen; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	How about auto responders?
0:03.4	You mean like an email like out of the office?
0:05.6	Damn it, yeah.
0:06.4	How much do I owe on my loan?
0:07.8	Sorry, I'm not here over Thanksgiving.
0:11.4	Thanks.
0:12.4	Thanks for letting me know.
0:14.8	Is there some kind of protocol?
0:16.6	Do I have to email you back?
0:19.8	Right.
0:20.6	Oh, I'm not gonna be, if it's an auto response,
0:23.0	why are people so excited to tell you?
0:25.0	Oh, you know what?
0:26.2	Yeah.
0:27.0	I'm gonna be away from the office until Monday.
0:29.5	They must be like, I need a responder on Friday at 5 p.m.
0:32.8	I'm gonna be out of the office until Monday morning at 9 a.m.
0:36.0	Which is, if you have any issues before then,
0:38.1	please feel free to contact my associate.
0:39.9	Contact my associate.
0:41.5	God, damn it.
0:42.7	I get it.
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