What is weird? My ex-girlfriend, my current girlfriend, and now my ex-wife are all in the same place. That's

weird. Cut the negativity, man.

That's awesome. You're talking about three women that you've shared love with. That's a beautiful thing.

How are you whining about that? Don't make this about you. It's about Ali. And one day

you'll be up there performing on star search and you'll get three and three quarter stars and you'll win and

Simba will be the one frowning that day and we'll all be here on your side laughing for you.

You got rid of your TV a long time ago, huh? Now, I just moved to a place without any electricity.

This is sentence I never thought I'd say, but if you thought a sausage couldn't really hurt anyone,

frankly, think again. By the way, I'm a dentist. Okay, so I read body language very very well. My mom told me

if I wait for things like good things will happen to me, dude, and I waited for some things and I've got some banana bread at work today, dude.

Hallelujah.

Ah, say, don't be a do-drapper, throw us a concealer under those peepers, make like a swell and go put on the rinse.

All right, everybody. You ready, Rudolph?

Let's do this. It's time for a Monday morning edition of TBTL to show that just might be

too beautiful to live.

The song goes out to all the coffee lovers of the world.

My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host. We are living in the midst of a podcast boom coming to you from the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center.

Perched to top Alabama Hill and Bellingham, washed in the Bay City. Beautiful.

Beautiful Monday morning. So happy to be back home, back here at full strength on this imaginary radio show.

California got sunshine.

We've got our friend and long-ass training co-bro of the show Andrew back talking to him in just a moment.

We have so much to discuss here on episode 2,844 in a collector series. Let the fun begin.

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