All the lazy podcasters are sleeping in today, but not me.

And not you either.

So let's get our comments working here.

And then we'll have some fun.

Do, do, do, do, to do, do, do.

Bum, bum, bum, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization.

It's called coffee with Scott Adams, and you've never had a better time.

But if you'd like to try to take your experience up to levels

and nobody can even understand with their tiny, shiny human brains,

all you need is a cup or mugger, a glass of tanker, Charles Stein,

a candy, jugger, flask, a vessel of any kind.

Fill it with your favorite liquid.

I like coffee.

And join me now for the unparallel pleasure of the dopamine hit of the day. The thing that makes everything better is called the simultaneous

sip and it happens now. Go. That was sip- syntastic.

Well, it's Sunday, and usually this happens on Saturday, but today, Owen Gregorian will be hosting a Spaces right after the show.

Spaces is the audio service that's on the X platform.

So if you want to listen to that, go to X.

Look for Owen Gregorian, or you can see the link in my feed.

Well, I wonder if there's any science that I didn't need to do because I could have just

asked me.

Oh, here's some.

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