We're going to have a show for the ages.

Or not.

There we go.

Just want to see your comments.

Mom, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum,

bum, bum, bum, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Brombo-bom-bramp-brum-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-ddh.

Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization.

It's called coffee with Scott Adams, and it's the best thing that ever happened to you. But if you want to take it up to levels that no one can understand where they're tiny, shiny human brains,

all you need for that is a cup of a mugger, glass, a tanker, chelels, a canteen, jug or flask, a vessel of any kind.

Fill it with your favorite liquid.

I like coffee.

And join me now for the unparallel pleasure of the dopamine

today. It makes everything better. It's called a simultaneous sip. And it happens now.

Hmm. Good. Well, I got to warn you that I'm so tired I've been hallucinating. And there's a non-zero possibility that I will actually fall asleep during the show. And I mean that seriously. So if you see me fall asleep, you don't need to call 911.

I'm just really, really tired.

And if I start hallucinating or talking like Joe Biden talking to special counsel, her,

don't worry about that either.

I just need a nap.

So usually on Saturday,

Owen Gregorian does his spaces event after I'm done,

but he's got a conflict.

So he'll be doing that on Sunday.

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