Episode 284: Maddy Kelly v. Stand-Up Haters
Blocked Party
John Cullen
4.8 • 548 Ratings
🗓️ 29 April 2024
⏱️ 83 minutes
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| 0:38.6 | Start the party, Dan. It's time to turn it up. We're getting crazy going wild, fucking nasty stuff. Dude scrolling outside of a duck. Fire. Boom, roast, mad pub sticking up the number flies. We don't want to go to school. We don't want to get a job. We just want to get on line and get our ass is blocked. We don't follow the roots and do whatever we work It's water burning a mic and like we're tweeted a duck |
| 0:41.1 | Sing I got to get a job. We just want to get our lives to get our ass. We don't follow the rules. |
| 0:55.8 | We do whatever we work. It's block party. The podcast I go to tweeted a duck. Block party. Block party. Block party. My message is a fuck. Block party. Block party. Block party. I quote, we need a duck. Hello, friends, idiots and friends who are also idiots. Welcome to your favorite podcast about social media and rejection. |
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| 0:55.8 | This is episode number 200. Hello, friends, idiots and friends who are also idiots. Welcome to your favorite podcast about social media and rejection. |
| 0:56.7 | It is Blocked Party. |
| 0:59.4 | This is episode number 284. |
| 1:00.5 | I'm John. |
| 1:01.3 | I'm Stefan. |
| 1:07.3 | And with us is a fantastic guest, fan favorite here on the program, returning guest to the show. |
| 1:14.6 | Very funny comedian, fresh off of a season of television writing. Maddie Kelly is here. |
| 1:19.5 | Hi, Maddie. Hi, Maddie. Hello. Thanks for having me. Of course. Thank you for, thank you for being here. |
| 1:26.4 | We're glad you agreed to do this, given that both we are recording on Saturday and you are now, you know, you're a big wig television writer. You're, you might be out of our range soon. No, no. I'm a friend at the pot of a friend forever. Thank you. Okay, well, we'll keep that in mind. Friend of the pot, for me, on the cemetery. What's it called? Gravestone? The cemetery. On the cemetery? On the tombstone or the gravestone. Yeah, yeah. Maddie Kelly, born 1996, brag. Dead. 2030, whatever it's going to be. 2030? You think you only got six years left? Lovers, poet, comma, friend of the pod. |
| 2:01.7 | Wow. I like that. That's good. Yeah. Okay. Let's very good. There's a few things I'd like to unpack there. First of all, you think you're going to die in six years? No, I don't think. I was just, you know, just saying, I could. well any of us |
| 2:17.6 | Yeah we all |
| 2:18.6 | I could do it right now |
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