Episode 283: Erin Wood v. Mr. Clean

Blocked Party

John Cullen

Comedy, Technology

4.8 • 548 Ratings

🗓️ 22 April 2024

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

Erin Wood (comedian) joins the show to tell us about getting banned from the Facebook group of Mr. Clean...for telling "him" about a dream she had? Involving him? Shirtless? It's a good time. And so is the episode, as we discuss our word games habit, John doing the new lamest thing he's ever done, our teenage party experiences, cartoons, and Erin takes umbrage with something Stefan and John enjoy. Plus, Erin deleted all her social media, Stefan shows us some rejected vanity license plates, and John introduces Stefan and Erin to scenic pisses. If you don't want to piss us off, you can donate to the show at patreon.com/blockedparty, where $5/month gets you THREE bonus episodes every month! Last week, Gianmarco Soresi rejoined the show to watch some horrible Cameos with us, and we discovered our new favorite guy on Cameo: UFC fighter Nick Diaz. We also have ad-free episodes, merch discounts, and more, so check it out! Erin Wood is a comedian who does not have social media, but if you live in Calgary, you can go to her weekly open mic Ratboy (it's great! Maybe you'll see John!), which is at Vern's Pub every Wednesday at 8:30 pm. This show is also available in video format on our YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:21.2	Start the party Dan It's like crazy going wild talking dancing stuff dude scrolling hell like a butted dump fire boom bro's mad puff sticking up the replies we don't want to go to school we don't want to get a job we just want to get on line and get our ass is blocked We don't follow the roofs, you know whatever we want
0:38.4	It's far in the market like for twin in the duck We just want to get our line and get our ass is blocked. We don't follow the rules to do whatever we work.
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0:53.4	Hello, friends, idiots and friends who are also idiots.
0:56.0	Welcome to your favorite podcast about social media and rejection.
0:57.0	It is Block Party.
1:00.0	This is episode number 283.
1:00.9	I'm John.
1:01.5	I'm Stefan.
1:08.2	And with us as a first time guest on the program, very funny comedian from right here in Calgary, Alberta, Canada.
1:09.6	Aaron Wood is here.
1:10.1	Hi, Aaron.
1:10.5	Hello. Thank you for being here. You're one of the few so far in-person guests in my new Calgary location. It's a great location. I got coffee. Yeah, you did. You had to make your own coffee because I don't know how to use a coffee maker. Yeah, John's not a coffee guy. Aaron said, can I have coffee? And I said, you can if you can make it.
1:32.7	What kind of coffee maker do you have again? Well, just like a classic like, no, no.
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