Ladies and gentlemen, we have a lot to cover today, so we'll just get right into it.

My name is the venerable baby master, Brace Belden.

I'm Liz.

We are, of course, joined by a producer, Yangtjohnski, and this is Trunon, China before communism.

Let's go to show.

Jeffrey Lepstein.

Ladies and gentlemen, if we want to explain to you what the fuck Fallon Gong is all about,

we actually got to start with a different gong here.

And no, I'm not talking about the one that Yon Chomsky is about to insert.

I'm talking about Qigong.

Chi Gong.

This is basically like Chinese yoga, which sounds nice.

It does sound nice.

I mean, I'm sure, listen, a little, if you've ever walked through a park in China,

I'm thinking particularly that one park next to the crazy Blade Runner looking hotel,

the Hilton, I think, in fucking Chinatown in San Francisco, you walk through that motherfucker

and there will be like 40 people every, at any given moment, doing Qigong out there.

Or Tai Chi.

Or Tai Chiang, yeah.

But Qigong is basically a, like a slow series of movements that you do.

It's sort of like a physical, spiritual practice, right?

It's usually a lot less intense, especially than some kinds of yoga.

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