Episode 284 - Dick on Sean's Ding

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 16 November 2021

⏱️ 113 minutes

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Summary

Sean's car gets hit in my driveway, a coke shortage affects me, Build Back Better (Without Men), an all fat Hooters, Cart Narcs calls in about Dr. Phil, Tammy has the last laugh as Lowtax goes to Greenland; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	That's a great line.
0:03.3	Yeah, every day is better than next.
0:05.3	Yeah, that's true.
0:07.5	And then I think we'll fuck it.
0:08.5	I'm just going to blow my ears out, right?
0:10.3	I'm done worrying about the tonightest and everything I'm done, but it just still finds
0:15.8	a way to make it more miserable the hearing.
0:18.7	Start shorting out.
0:20.5	I'm just wearing my AirPods all the time now.
0:23.0	Have you shot a lot of guns without your protection?
0:25.5	No.
0:26.5	No.
0:27.5	How did they do it?
0:28.5	Did Cowboys all, well, were they all screaming at each other?
0:32.5	Do you think were they being so rude?
0:35.0	You know, there was a lot of hearing loss back then.
0:37.0	I'm sure.
0:38.0	Yeah.
0:39.0	Did there must have been, right?
0:41.7	Maybe there wasn't that much gunslinging.
0:43.9	Maybe they just showed it or showed it off.
0:45.8	We've talked about, we've talked about that.
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