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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Episode #2838: Banh Meh

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.82.3K Ratings

🗓️ 15 February 2019

⏱️ 92 minutes

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Summary

Dan Pashman of the Sporkful Podcast joins Luke and Andrew to talk about a Chuck E. Cheese conspiracy, bad food fonts, and his upcoming show in Portland! Get tickets here to see the Sporkful tomorrow at the Listen-Up Festival!
. . . Today's show is sponsored by Calm. Visit Calm.com/tbtl to get 25% off a Calm Premium subscription.

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0:00.0

And I'm going to take T and take a sip of it and spit it into each and every one of your mouths.

0:07.0

A little burn me, but it'll burn you twice. Burn me once with T, shame on me.

0:14.0

Burn you twice in your own mouth, shame on everybody involved.

0:19.0

T-T-B-T-M

0:23.0

Guess what day it is, guess what day it is.

0:30.0

Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday.

0:34.0

You're singing that wrong. How? I made it up.

0:36.0

They had been posting their stuff out on the internet and apparently they'd been met with virtually nothing but ridicule.

0:43.0

Hey Lloyd, do some delivery for the truck to the airport.

0:48.0

It's not great. It's fantastic. You totally undersold it. The pageantry, the costumes, wow.

0:55.0

I put my headphones on and here we go. I'm so excited too.

1:06.0

Me too everybody because right here right now we've all arrived at a Friday morning edition of T-B-T-L.

1:13.0

This party is gonna be off of the hook.

1:16.0

The show, that just might be. Too beautiful to live. Hi everybody, my name's Luke Burbank.

1:21.0

Man, that's right.

1:22.0

I am your host coming to you today from the offices of Walsh Walsh and Dormat in the Roosevelt neighborhood of Seattle, Washington.

1:31.0

We're going to. I think we're gonna try to record a little Haydummies video later and so I am trying to not mess up my hair with the headphones.

1:41.0

And I'm forcing my co-bro here to apparently stare at me for the next hour or so.

1:46.0

Ridiculously holding the headphones under my jaw as it were and well it's not a great look.

1:56.0

But what can you do? Thank God this is of course a an imaginary radio show which arrives at episode 2838 in a collector series.

2:04.0

That's the fun begin.

2:06.0

We talked about this the other day on the show and didn't get to it. We want to talk about a scandal at Chuck E. Cheese.

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