Episode #2835: Look Who’s Twinsing Two!

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 12 February 2019

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Summary

Andrew is upset about some area toughs throwing SNOWBALLS of all things. Meanwhile, Luke has been doing what you're supposed to do when you're buried under a mountain of snow: Watching TONS of TV. He weighs-in on Pete Holmes' Crashing, Three Identical Strangers, The Ted Bundy Tapes, and Abducted in Plain Sight. And we learn more about the Burbank Russet potato than anyone ever thought possible.
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0:00.0	No, I honestly don't know the man. Well, understandably Bob is pretty broken up by all of this and he asked me to ask you if
0:08.4	you'd be willing to
0:10.4	be a Paul Bear at Carl's funeral.
0:14.4	A Paul Bear at Carl's funeral?
0:18.9	Well, I don't, um, I, you know, I have a platter that's, it's quite an honor to be here.
0:26.4	I knew he would say yes.
0:27.9	And, and normally I would, I, I, you know, but my back, I have, uh, I, I, I have back issues.
0:35.6	Honey, you know, my back, the thing with my back.
0:38.1	Back. Oh, it's, it's terrible. And his arms are so weak.
0:43.2	Little muscles like cordonuts.
0:44.7	Yeah, yeah, we're just talking about my back.
0:47.4	It's awful.
0:48.3	TVTL
0:54.0	Back your life at the waterfront village with my friend, the zombie.
0:57.8	Jonathan, you're looking good. Jonathan just got an awesome face paint job.
1:01.7	What do you think?
1:02.5	I like turtles.
1:03.7	That's not how it works.
1:05.3	That's not how any of this works.
1:07.4	Could one say that a book is nothing more than a painting of words,
1:13.8	which are the notes on the tapestry of the greatest film ever sculpted.
1:21.3	One could say that, but should one.
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