Hey you sucker, you better watch out you fool. Yeah fool. Hey fool

Sucker you foolish foolish sucker

Bit of what hello. Hello. Is there a lift please speaking? Hey sucker

This is the piper and I want to be pied paid

It's Jared Jared low. We went to school together

Yes, I see me got my litter

Invitation to a fight our fight

Yes, I'll call you back. It's long

Well, I guess it's official. I really wasn't sure about this at the start

But then a friend of mine said something that just made all kinds of sense

She said think of it more as a conversation

I like that. So then it hits me. We could take this thing called the radio and put it on this new thing called the internet

It's so easy. All you do is point and click but how does it work? All you need is a computer and a regular phone line

Hey, do you think you could be my funny Miss Ventura? I could definitely be your funny Miss Ventura

So if this is truly a conversation then I say let the conversation begin

All right, here we go

It's time for a Tuesday morning edition of

TBTL to show that just might be too beautiful to live that was the fanciest sentence I've ever heard and I used to watch phraser

God those toss salad and scrambled eggs

Hi, my name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host Mimi coming to you from the Burbank Springs broadcast center

Perchstop, Alabama hell in a bellyham, Washington the Bay City my goodness people

My goodness gracious

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