Welcome to the internet, my friend. How can I help you? I'm interested in upgrading my 28.8 kilowatt internet connection to a 1.5 megabit

fiber optic T1 line. Will you be able to provide an IP router that's compatible with my token ring Ethernet LAN configuration?

Can I have some money now?

W-W-W dot this and W-W dot that. Let's W-W dot explain it.

Well, what are you? I'm a chicken lady. Can I get your beer? Would you like your drink out of the toilet?

A beer. Okay, so you can tap.

Gu-gu-gu-gu tap. Yeah, tap. Is anyone in this family ever seen a chicken?

Wow, there's that fine line between, you know, have showing emotion and being a hot dog.

I just want it, people that like me more. And this? This is your mystery plan.

Huh? Oh, no, no. Now this is a whole other awesome thing. This is just a goof.

Later, Tanner.

Hey, Rudy. You ready for this?

Hi, sure, M. Hi, everybody. Welcome to A2's day morning edition of TBTL, the show that just might be too beautiful to live.

Honeybird gets the worm, but who wants to live on worms?

My name is Luke Perbank. I am your host. The guy's a nut bar. A nut bar.

Coming to you from the Perbank Springs Broadcast Center,

perched atop Alabama Hill, in Bellingham, Washington,

the Bay City feels real good to be home, was in Atlanta last week, had a nice time there,

but there's nothing like the comfortable confines of the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center,

here with pod dogs. I say, I say, was that dope? I had to more or less trick her into coming into

the room. She has her clock is still not adjusted to the fact that we do the show in the morning now.

Whereas I used to think she was a huge fan. She was a P1 of the show because she used to

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