Episode #2819: Five Easy Craisins

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 21 January 2019

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Luke has a new way of meditating that involves fruit, and Andrew has a new way of looking at trees, thanks to APM's new poetry podcast. They also discuss bottled water circa 1993, and they try to untangle their feelings about Malcolm Gladwell.

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0:00.0	Ladders, they can be your stairway to heaven or your ticket to hell.
0:06.2	Every year, clueless adults get a pie on ladders while high on beer, wine, and other mind-altering
0:13.8	liquor.
0:14.8	Sure, our society makes light of ladders.
0:18.0	Champion ladder climbers grace our every cereal box.
0:21.7	And ladder themed entertainment keeps our children in stitches.
0:25.8	But in real life, these climbing machines can be killing machines.
0:31.1	TVTL!
0:32.1	Hey Julia, can you say TPPL?
0:37.3	Uh, TPPL?
0:38.3	TPPL?
0:39.3	I'm doing the work, I'm baby stepping, I'm not a slacker.
0:46.3	Look man, you're not doing it.
0:48.3	I'm doing it.
0:49.3	I'm doing it.
0:50.3	I'm doing it.
0:51.3	I'm doing it.
0:52.3	I'm doing it.
0:53.3	I'm doing it.
0:54.3	Who's that jerk?
0:56.3	Think he knows your stuff, like...
0:57.4	You're like a crazy volcano.
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